Gold Sharpie

I went all Yayoi Kusama on my phone case with a Gold Sharpie. The blinds in my bedroom are going to get the Gold Sharpie treatment soon.

Yellow Shoes

How am I supposed to nap in these new yellow Keens? And aren't the blue walls marvy?

Feeling groovy.

Ready For Spring

Ready for the cold and rain and clouds to lift.
Ready to try new things.
Ready to let go of perfection.
Ready to stop.
Ready to relax.
Ready to breathe.
Ready to meet neighbors.
Ready for a drink on a patio.
Ready for cherry blossoms.
Ready for a road trip.
Ready for a date.
Spring. I'm ready.

Over It

 

Vincent van Gogh, Still Life: Majolica with Wildflowers, 1888

I so don't care anymore...

Owls (I love you, but why are you everywhere?)
Top Knots
Mustaches
Complicated Cocktails
Salted Caramel Anything
Keep Calm and _______

But you, I still love...

Still Lifes
Tiny Things
Books & Shelves
Gray Walls
Chunky
Kale

Not sexy

You know what isn't sexy?

Professional boudoir shots of your wife. I see them on your desk.

I don't care if it is your home office.

Don't do this.

You have daughters in middle school.
Seeing their mother dressed in lingerie and sprawled out across a bed.
Awkward.

You will have company.
Company that will see a daughter, sister, aunt, friend, colleague, neighbor wearing red baby-doll lingerie while licking a lollipop and kneeling on a bed.
Awkward. 

I don't know you.
Our paths crossed unexpectedly and randomly and I will never see you again.

But I'm kind of creeped out.
And your Joy 99.1 bumper sticker didn't help.

Random List

-hacksaw
-2 liter of sprite
-box of cereal for Tony
-potato salad
-a baked chicken
-furniture moving pads

Found yesterday.
From Mom, April, 2004