Not sexy

You know what isn't sexy?

Professional boudoir shots of your wife. I see them on your desk.

I don't care if it is your home office.

Don't do this.

You have daughters in middle school.
Seeing their mother dressed in lingerie and sprawled out across a bed.
Awkward.

You will have company.
Company that will see a daughter, sister, aunt, friend, colleague, neighbor wearing red baby-doll lingerie while licking a lollipop and kneeling on a bed.
Awkward. 

I don't know you.
Our paths crossed unexpectedly and randomly and I will never see you again.

But I'm kind of creeped out.
And your Joy 99.1 bumper sticker didn't help.